so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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