Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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