belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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