I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
