marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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