HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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