Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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