i just google imaged poop.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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