she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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