i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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