Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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