dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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