Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
false alarm, still single
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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