just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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