i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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