After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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