can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Randomize
