margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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