am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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