apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Randomize
