I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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