Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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