why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
im holly from the hills drunk
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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