id be glad to
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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