Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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