fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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