She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
No subtext here. People are naked.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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