Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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