i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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