I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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