I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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