My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Sober January is a disaster.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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