Where is the hickey?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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