Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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