She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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