its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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