We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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