; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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