It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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