when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he told me I talked like a deaf person
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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