She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Still dying that you shit outside
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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