my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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