We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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