Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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