I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
