but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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