apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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