the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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