I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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