im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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