I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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