So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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