You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just had sex bonerless
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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