I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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