Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
That reminds me...we need to get swords
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You have to summon your inner elephant
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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